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  • The I Don't Feel Tardy Tee

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    Is it a lyric or an offhand comment?  Either way, it's awesome and one of our favorite parts of an amazing song - especially for a kid growing up i...

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  • The Comfortably Numb Tee

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    Remember back those early days when you would sit in a darkened bedroom with squinty eyes and the volume up to 11?  We do...and we loved every seco...

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  • The Swearing Helps T-Shirt

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    We all know a that a well-timed f-bomb or two can help with any situation but did you know that a scientific study showed people who swear often ha...

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  • You Were Working as a Waitress Tee

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    This awesome tee features another honoree for the opening line hall of fame.  Anyone for a duet?  Super Soft 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton Garment ...

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  • Bad Decisions Make Good Stories T-Shirt

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    So we're not suggesting that you make them, but bad decisions can make for some awesome stories.  Like that one time when...oh, we probably can't t...

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  • Send Lawyers, Guns and Money T-Shirt

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    This sage bit of advice will get you through a whole lot of problems, especially when the SHTF. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd...

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  • The Golf Course Bucket List Tee

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    Most of us will never be lucky enough to play any of these courses.  None of us will ever be able to play all of them...but we can dream. Super Sof...

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  • The Dazed and Confused Tee

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    When these words were first sung sometimes in the '60s (who sang it first is an interesting story) they couldn't have known how true they would sti...

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  • The College T-Shirt

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    This classic design is reimagined in new colors.  Let the world know that you went to college, or thought about college, or maybe that you know tha...

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  • The Drink Local Tee

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    Here's a couple of words to live by:  Eat local food.  Drink local beer.  Your community (and taste buds) will thank you for it. Super Soft 100% Co...

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  • Nope T-Shirt

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    Sometimes a situation just lends itself to one simple answer. Be prepared. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garm...

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  • I Don't Feel Tardy Chalkboard Tee

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    • 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton • Medium weight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric - not one of those flimsy tees • Relaxed fit - True to Size: Refer to our si...

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  • Everything Hurts T-Shirt

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    You get older, it just happens. Might as well own it. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed f...

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  • Drinks Well with Others Text T-Shirt

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    Remember getting "plays well with others" on that report card when you were a kid?  Well that means you were well on your way to being a Regular Gu...

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  • I Like Pina Coladas T-Shirt

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    OK, so maybe it's a little strange that the dude got caught cheating on his old lady with his own lovely lady, but that's the great thing about the...

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  • Participation Trophy Wife - Women's Tee

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    A little sarcasm plus a little jab at current meritless society makes for a cute and funny shirt for those who don't take themselves too seriously....

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