Send Lawyers Guns & Money Subdued T-Shirt
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When Life Gets Complicated, You Know Who to Call
Warren Zevon knew what he was talking about. Sometimes you find yourself in a situation where the only logical response is to send lawyers, guns, and money. This subdued design features the iconic phrase in a subtle, understated style that lets those in the know recognize a fellow Zevon fan while keeping things low-key.
Why Fans Love This Shirt:
- Instantly connects you with fellow Warren Zevon enthusiasts and classic rock lovers
- Subdued design is perfect for everyday wear—subtle enough for work, cool enough for the weekend
- Makes an incredible gift for music lovers, especially those who appreciate Zevon's dark humor and storytelling
- Conversation starter that separates the casual listeners from the true fans
- Timeless reference that never goes out of style
Premium USA-Made Quality:
- Made in the USA with 100% ultra-soft ring-spun American-grown cotton
- 4.5 oz. lightweight fabric that's perfect year-round
- Modern slightly fitted style for a contemporary look
- Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for lasting color and fit
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability
Fit Guide: This is our modern fit with a slightly fitted style. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.
The shit has hit the fan. Better send lawyers, guns, and money.
📏 Size Guide - Modern Fit
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 34-36 | 28 |
| Medium | 38-40 | 29 |
| Large | 42-44 | 30 |
| X-Large | 46-48 | 31 |
| 2X-Large | 50-52 | 32 |
| 3X-Large | 54-56 | 33 |
How to Measure:
- Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure horizontal
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem
Fit Notes:
- This is our Modern Fit with a slightly fitted, contemporary style
- If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up
- Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage, but we recommend washing in cold water and tumble dry low for best results
- All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by color
Regular Brand Style Guide
Modern Fit T-Shirt
If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend. It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.
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