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The Sumbitch T-Shirt

$29.95 - $37.95
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Color: Navy
Size: S
$29.95
$29.95
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

What We're Dealing With Here Is a Complete Lack of Respect for the Law

Sheriff Buford T. Justice had a way with words, and this was one of his finest. When Jackie Gleason delivered this line in Smokey and the Bandit, he created one of the most quotable moments in movie history. This shirt celebrates that perfect blend of Southern lawman frustration and comedic gold that made Buford T. Justice an unforgettable character.

Why Fans Love This Shirt:

  • Instant recognition among Smokey and the Bandit fans and classic movie enthusiasts
  • Celebrates Jackie Gleason's legendary performance as the hot-headed sheriff
  • Perfect conversation starter for anyone who loves '70s car chase comedies
  • Makes an incredible gift for Burt Reynolds fans and classic film lovers
  • Timeless reference that captures the spirit of one of cinema's greatest comedies

Premium USA-Made Quality:

  • Made in the USA with 100% ultra-soft ring-spun American-grown cotton
  • 4.5 oz. lightweight fabric that's perfect year-round
  • Modern slightly fitted style for a contemporary look
  • Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for lasting color and fit
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability

Fit Guide: This is our modern fit with a slightly fitted style. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

There's no way, no way, you could come from my loins.

📏 Size Guide - Modern Fit

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches)
Small 34-36 28
Medium 38-40 29
Large 42-44 30
X-Large 46-48 31
2X-Large 50-52 32
3X-Large 54-56 33

How to Measure:

  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure horizontal
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem

Fit Notes:

  • This is our Modern Fit with a slightly fitted, contemporary style
  • If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up
  • Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage, but we recommend washing in cold water and tumble dry low for best results
  • All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by color
$29.95
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RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.