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Send Lawyers Guns & Money Subdued T-Shirt

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Color: NAVY
Size: S
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

When Life Gets Complicated, You Know Who to Call

Warren Zevon knew what he was talking about. Sometimes you find yourself in a situation where the only logical response is to send lawyers, guns, and money. This subdued design features the iconic phrase in a subtle, understated style that lets those in the know recognize a fellow Zevon fan while keeping things low-key.

Why Fans Love This Shirt:

  • Instantly connects you with fellow Warren Zevon enthusiasts and classic rock lovers
  • Subdued design is perfect for everyday wear—subtle enough for work, cool enough for the weekend
  • Makes an incredible gift for music lovers, especially those who appreciate Zevon's dark humor and storytelling
  • Conversation starter that separates the casual listeners from the true fans
  • Timeless reference that never goes out of style

Premium USA-Made Quality:

  • Made in the USA with 100% ultra-soft ring-spun American-grown cotton
  • 4.5 oz. lightweight fabric that's perfect year-round
  • Modern slightly fitted style for a contemporary look
  • Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for lasting color and fit
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability

Fit Guide: This is our modern fit with a slightly fitted style. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

The shit has hit the fan. Better send lawyers, guns, and money.

📏 Size Guide - Modern Fit

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches)
Small 34-36 28
Medium 38-40 29
Large 42-44 30
X-Large 46-48 31
2X-Large 50-52 32
3X-Large 54-56 33

How to Measure:

  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure horizontal
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem

Fit Notes:

  • This is our Modern Fit with a slightly fitted, contemporary style
  • If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up
  • Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage, but we recommend washing in cold water and tumble dry low for best results
  • All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by color
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RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.