This is My Drinking Shirt T-Shirt
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Honesty Is the Best Policy
Why beat around the bush? This is your drinking shirt, and everyone should know it. Whether you're heading to happy hour, a backyard barbecue, or just enjoying a cold one at home, this shirt sets the right expectations. It's a declaration of intent wrapped in comfortable cotton—perfect for anyone who believes in truth in advertising.
Why Fans Love This Shirt:
- Perfect for happy hour enthusiasts and social drinkers
- Hilarious statement that gets straight to the point
- Great conversation starter at bars, parties, and gatherings
- Makes an excellent gift for friends who enjoy a good drink
- Celebrates honesty and humor in equal measure
Premium USA-Made Quality:
- Made in the USA with 100% ultra-soft ring-spun American-grown cotton
- 4.5 oz. lightweight fabric that's perfect year-round
- Modern slightly fitted style for a contemporary look
- Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for lasting color and fit
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability
Fit Guide: This is our modern fit with a slightly fitted style. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.
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📏 Size Guide - Modern Fit
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 34-36 | 28 |
| Medium | 38-40 | 29 |
| Large | 42-44 | 30 |
| X-Large | 46-48 | 31 |
| 2X-Large | 50-52 | 32 |
| 3X-Large | 54-56 | 33 |
How to Measure:
- Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure horizontal
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem
Fit Notes:
- This is our Modern Fit with a slightly fitted, contemporary style
- If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up
- Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage, but we recommend washing in cold water and tumble dry low for best results
- All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by color
NAVY / SMALL
- NAVY / SMALL
- NAVY / MEDIUM
- NAVY / LARGE
- NAVY / XLARGE
- NAVY / 2XLARGE
- NAVY / 3XLARGE
- DEEP HEATHER / SMALL
- DEEP HEATHER / MEDIUM
- DEEP HEATHER / LARGE
- DEEP HEATHER / XLARGE
- DEEP HEATHER / 2XLARGE
- DEEP HEATHER / 3XLARGE
- BLACK / SMALL
- BLACK / MEDIUM
- BLACK / LARGE
- BLACK / XLARGE
- BLACK / 2XLARGE
- BLACK / 3XLARGE
- KELLY / SMALL
- KELLY / MEDIUM
- KELLY / LARGE
- KELLY / XLARGE
- KELLY / 2XLARGE
- KELLY / 3XLARGE
- RED / SMALL
- RED / MEDIUM
- RED / LARGE
- RED / XLARGE
- RED / 2XLARGE
- RED / 3XLARGE
Regular Brand Style Guide
Modern Fit T-Shirt
If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend. It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.
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