They Call Me Bruce T-Shirt (Inspired by JAWS)

$29.95 - $35.95
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Color: Navy
Size: S
Regular price $29.95
Regular price Sale price $29.95

🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Introduction.

On the set of the greatest summer blockbuster ever made, the mechanical shark had a name. They called him Bruce — after Steven Spielberg’s lawyer, of all people. The They Call Me Bruce T-Shirt is a bold, film-nerd graphic tee that pays tribute to the most iconic shark in cinema history, the behind-the-scenes legend that terrified a generation, and the kind of inside knowledge that separates the casual viewers from the true fans.

Because knowing the shark’s name? That’s the real flex.

Why You'll Love It

  • Iconic JAWS-inspired design — a bold graphic celebrating the legendary mechanical shark from Spielberg’s 1975 masterpiece
  • Premium USA-made construction — built tougher than Quint’s boat
  • Durable print — stays sharp and vivid wash after wash, no cracking or fading
  • Everyday comfort — soft, breathable fabric perfect for wearing on the beach (if you dare)
  • Perfect gift for movie buffs, JAWS fans, shark lovers, and anyone who knows the difference between a great white and a mechanical prop named after a lawyer

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Closet.

Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a casual, effortlessly cool movie-fan look, or wear it to your next beach trip and watch people do a double-take. However you style it, you’re repping one of the greatest films ever made — and the shark that started it all.

Smile, you son of a — well, you know the rest. Bruce does.

Size Chart

All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the chart below.

Size Chest (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 34–36 28 8
M 38–40 29 8.5
L 42–44 30 9
XL 46–48 31 9.5
2XL 50–52 32 10
3XL 54–56 33 10.5
4XL 58–60 34 11

Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.

Regular price $29.95
Regular price Sale price $29.95

RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.