Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner Action Figure T-Shirt (Inspired by Warren Zevon)

“Roland searched the continent for the man who’d done him in…”

This shirt is pure rock ’n’ roll black comedy — an imaginary 1980s action figure that perfectly captures the legend of Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.

Meet Roland: a battle-hardened Norwegian mercenary in full 1966 Congo War gear — olive drab fatigues, combat boots, Norwegian flag patch on the shoulder… and no head. His head was blown clean off by a machine gun, but he’s still standing tall, ready for revenge with his Thompson submachine gun. Just like the song.

The hyper-detailed retro design looks like it came straight out of a 1982 toy catalog — complete with classic blister packaging, accessories (Thompson gun, stick magazine, bottle of gin, and Norwegian flag), and that gritty, nostalgic 1980s plastic toy aesthetic.

If you love Warren Zevon, dark humor, outlaw ballads, or absurdly awesome graphic tees, this one’s for you.

Why this shirt hits different:

• Incredibly detailed, vintage-style action figure art — one of the most unique designs you’ll ever wear
• Perfect blend of rock history, gallows humor, and badassery
• Guaranteed conversation starter (people will ask)
• Soft, high-quality fabric that feels as good as the song sounds

Premium Quality Details:

Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft 52/48 cotton/poly blend), this 4.2oz mid-weight tee delivers the perfect balance of comfort and durability. Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting wear, side-seamed construction for a flattering fit, and reactive dyeing for vibrant, long-lasting color. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage and produced using socially conscious manufacturing.

Fit Guide:

Our modern fit gives you a tailored look through the chest and arms without feeling restrictive. Size up if you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit.

This is the shirt you'll reach for every time. Made especially for you with care in the USA.

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Note: This item is custom-made especially for you. Please allow 3-5 business days prior to shipping.