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It's Only Treason If You Lose T-Shirt

$29.95 - $37.95
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Color: Charcoal Heather
Size: S
$29.95
$29.95

🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

History's Greatest Hot Take.

The It’s Only Treason If You Lose T-Shirt is a bold, witty graphic tee that celebrates the most audacious gamble in American history with the kind of dry humor it deserves. Featuring the Big 6 of the American Revolution: Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, Hamilton, and Madison, nothing says “I paid attention in history class” quite like wearing the subtext of the entire Revolution on your chest.

Perfect for the 4th of July, America’s 250th, or any day you want to remind people that context is everything.

Why You'll Love It

  • Historically accurate humor — a bold graphic that captures the founding irony of the greatest nation on earth
  • Premium USA-made construction — made in the country that pulled it off
  • Durable print — stays sharp and vivid wash after wash, no cracking or fading
  • Everyday comfort — soft, breathable fabric that feels as good as winning a revolution
  • Perfect gift for history buffs, trivia nerds, political science majors, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed punchline

Wear the Winning Side.

Pair it with jeans and boots for a classic American look, or wear it to your next Fourth of July cookout and watch it become the most talked-about shirt in the yard. However you wear it, you’re repping 250 years of proof that sometimes the rebels are right.

George Washington wore this energy. We just put it on a shirt.

Size Chart

All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the chart below.

Size Chest (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 34–36 28 8
M 38–40 29 8.5
L 42–44 30 9
XL 46–48 31 9.5
2XL 50–52 32 10
3XL 54–56 33 10.5
4XL 58–60 34 11
5XL 62–64 35 11.5

Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.

$29.95
$29.95

RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.