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What a Heavenly Way to Die T-Shirt (Inspired by The Smiths)

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Color: Navy
Size: S
$29.95
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

To Die By Your Side Is Such a Heavenly Way to Die.

Morrissey said it best. And we agree. The What a Heavenly Way to Die T-Shirt is a love letter to the most gloriously miserable band in the history of indie rock — a bold, darkly funny graphic tee for everyone who has ever felt that The Smiths understood them on a level that no other human being possibly could.

You don’t just like The Smiths. You are The Smiths. And now you have the shirt to prove it.

Why You'll Love It

  • Smiths-inspired design — a darkly witty graphic tee that captures the poetic, dramatic soul of the greatest sad band that ever lived
  • Premium USA-made construction — built with more care than Morrissey gives to his public statements
  • Durable print — stays sharp and vivid wash after wash, no cracking or fading
  • Everyday comfort — soft, breathable fabric perfect for moping around in style
  • Perfect gift for Smiths fans, Morrissey devotees, indie music lovers, and anyone who has ever slow-danced alone to “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out”

Girlfriend in a Coma? No. But This Shirt Slaps.

Pair it with black jeans and a vintage jacket for peak indie credibility, or wear it to your next record store visit and watch the right people immediately understand you. However you style it, you’re repping one of the most important bands ever committed to vinyl — and doing it with the kind of dry, knowing humor Morrissey himself would probably appreciate. Probably.

Heaven knows you’re miserable now. But at least you’ll look incredible.

Size Chart

All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the chart below.

Size Chest (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 34–36 28 8
M 38–40 29 8.5
L 42–44 30 9
XL 46–48 31 9.5
2XL 50–52 32 10
3XL 54–56 33 10.5
4XL 58–60 34 11

Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.

$29.95
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RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.