Washington Hold My Beer T-Shirt
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Imagine George Washington about to do something legendary and needing someone to hold his beverage first. This tee combines American history with modern humor for a uniquely hilarious take on patriotic pride that works year-round but especially shines on Independence Day.
Why customers love it:
- Clever historical humor that's both smart and funny
- Perfect for Fourth of July, history buffs, and party lovers
- Unique twist on patriotic apparel that stands out
- Great conversation starter at BBQs and gatherings
Premium quality you can feel: Crafted from 100% USA-made cotton with a modern fit that's comfortable and flattering. The fabric is pre-shrunk and breathable, while the print maintains its boldness through countless washes and revolutionary moments.
Fit guide: Modern fit with a structured shoulder and tailored sleeve. Hits at the hip with room through the body for all-day comfort. Consider sizing up for a looser, more relaxed fit.
Channel the founding father's bold spirit and let everyone know you're ready for anything.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-36 | 28 |
| M | 38-40 | 29 |
| L | 42-44 | 30 |
| XL | 46-48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54-56 | 33 |
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Regular Brand Style Guide
Modern Fit T-Shirt
If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend. It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.
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