Surely Not Everyone Will Wang Chung T-Shirt (Inspired by Wang Chung)
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.
📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight. Everybody?
In 1986, Wang Chung made a bold demand. They didn’t ask. They didn’t suggest. They commanded that everybody Wang Chung tonight. No exceptions. No opt-outs. The Surely Not Everyone Will Wang Chung T-Shirt is for the one person in the room who heard that lyric and thought: wait, really? Everybody? That’s a logistical impossibility. Surely not everyone will Wang Chung.
You’re not wrong. And now you have the shirt to prove it.
Why You'll Love It
- Gloriously absurd design — a graphic tee that finally asks the question the 80s never bothered to answer
- Premium USA-made construction — built to last longer than Wang Chung’s chart run (which, for the record, was impressive)
- Durable print — stays sharp and vivid wash after wash, no cracking or fading
- Everyday comfort — soft, breathable fabric perfect for a decade that demanded fun
- Perfect gift for 80s music fans, pop culture nerds, trivia night regulars, and anyone who has ever fact-checked a song lyric
Have Fun Tonight. Or Don’t. It’s Fine.
Pair it with jeans and your best air of mild skepticism, or wear it to your next 80s night and watch people do a double-take before they start laughing. However you style it, you’re repping one of the most gloriously unhinged commands in pop music history — and raising a very reasonable objection to it.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Everybody. Bold claim, Wang Chung. Bold claim.
Size Chart
All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the chart below.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 | 8 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 | 9 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 | 10 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 | 11 |
Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.
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- Black / S
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- Kelly / S
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- Navy / S
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- Charcoal Heather / S
- Charcoal Heather / M
- Charcoal Heather / L
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- Charcoal Heather / 3XL
- Charcoal Heather / 4XL
- Royal / S
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- OD Green / S
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- Heather Grey / S
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- Heather Grey / L
- Heather Grey / XL
- Heather Grey / 2XL
- Heather Grey / 3XL
- Heather Grey / 4XL
RGT Style Guide
Modern Fit T-Shirt
If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend. It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.
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