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I'm Not Drunk I'm Just Drinking T-Shirt

$27.95 - $35.95
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Color: Kelly
Size: S
$27.95
$27.95
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

Sometimes the best defense is a preemptive explanation. This perfectly cheeky tee delivers your message before anyone asks, making it ideal for backyard BBQs, tailgates, or any occasion where beverages are involved and judgment is not.

Why customers love it:

  • Hilarious conversation starter that breaks the ice instantly
  • Perfect gift for friends who appreciate self-aware humor
  • Versatile enough for casual hangouts or party wear
  • Bold lettering ensures your message is crystal clear

Premium quality you can feel: Made from 100% USA-made cotton with a soft hand feel and breathable construction. The modern fit flatters without clinging, and the durable print stays vibrant through countless washes and good times.

Fit guide: Modern fit runs true to size with a relaxed, comfortable cut. Offers freedom of movement while maintaining a clean silhouette.

Wear your intentions proudly and let everyone know you're just getting started.

Size Guide

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
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RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.