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I Want My $2.00 T-Shirt

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Color: Heather Grey
Size: S
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🇺🇸 American-made comfort you can feel. This everyday essential tee is proudly crafted in the USA.

📦 Note on Delivery Time: This item is made especially for you. Please allow up to 5 business days prior to shipping. We promise, it's worth the wait!

Two Dollars! Cash!

"Better Off Dead" gave us one of comedy's most memorable characters—the relentless paperboy demanding his two dollars. This shirt celebrates that iconic scene and the absurdist humor that made the film a cult classic. Perfect for fans who appreciate '80s comedy gold and anyone who's ever been owed money.

Why Fans Love This Shirt:

  • Instant recognition among Better Off Dead fans and '80s comedy enthusiasts
  • Celebrates one of the most quotable scenes in cult comedy history
  • Perfect for fans of John Cusack and absurdist humor
  • Great conversation starter that invites people to quote the film
  • Timeless tribute to a comedy that defined a generation

Premium USA-Made Quality:

  • Made in the USA with 100% ultra-soft ring-spun American-grown cotton
  • 4.5 oz. lightweight fabric that's perfect year-round
  • Modern slightly fitted style for a contemporary look
  • Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for lasting color and fit
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability

Fit Guide: This is our modern fit with a slightly fitted style. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

I want my two dollars!

📏 Size Guide - Modern Fit

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches)
Small 34-36 28
Medium 38-40 29
Large 42-44 30
X-Large 46-48 31
2X-Large 50-52 32
3X-Large 54-56 33

How to Measure:

  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure horizontal
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem

Fit Notes:

  • This is our Modern Fit with a slightly fitted, contemporary style
  • If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up
  • Pre-shrunk fabric minimizes shrinkage, but we recommend washing in cold water and tumble dry low for best results
  • All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by color
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RGT Style Guide

Modern Fit T-Shirt

If you like a super-soft tee with a perfect fit through your arms and shoulders, this is sure to your new favorite. At 4.5 ounces, its a perfect weight for any occasion and exceptionally soft and durable with it's tight 30 singles weave. Solid colors are 100% combed ringspun cotton and heathers are a 60/40 combed ring spun cotton/poly blend.  It's a little more fitted in all the right places, but not clingy in the body so you look like a sausage. If you prefer a looser fit, we suggest you size up.